Your REAL horoscope!
Proud to be an Aries prick haha xDb
but im not arrogant this is BULLSHIT gfgjfgdfg
”you rely on luck because you have no talent… and you are a worthless peice of shit”
accurate
“You keep making the sames mistakes because you’re stupid”
accurate
“You are nothing but a fucking asshole.”
Oh.I AM NOTHING BUT A FUCKING ASSHOLE
yep
I take risks often.
Maybe I’m not a Capricorn omg
“wont be worth shit”
Oh
and I guess I’ll be going to prison, too.
Oh you know me, best pimp on the block.
“You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.”
Yup.
“You always keep putting things off”
HOW DID YOU KNOW
That awkward moment when you can’t remember what you were going to do, but you do remember you were going to do something.
Submitted by rhymeswithwitches
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