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Hi I'm Coney and oh my God how I love Mega Gardevoir
sillylittlemage:

LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND THIS MORNING.

 WHAT THE FUCK
AH HA HA AGE 9

sillylittlemage:

LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND THIS MORNING.

 WHAT THE FUCK

AH HA HA AGE 9

Sep 25 @ 11:10pm + 118 notes + Reblog via + original
fuckwhychrischan:

why

 Why Chris why

fuckwhychrischan:

why

 Why Chris why

Oct 8 @ 9:30pm + 87 notes + Reblog via + original

fuckyeah-animalcrossing:

stoicsilence:

how do i look

I AM FUCKING DEAD
THE CHRIS-CHAN SHIRT 

fuckwhychrischan:

sardoodledom:

Nobody knows yet if this is true, but here it is:

A tl;dr - Chris and Barb went out shopping and noticed that the Game Place renamed itself and had new management. Chris thought ‘ohboy!!!’ and they went in. Snyder sent them out. Chris took pictures. Barb apparently hit Snyder on the way out. Cops catch up, Chris fights, Barb fights, Chris goes to jail. Rocky posts bail and gets them their lawyer. He’s using the Snyder Cwcwiki page and the interview as ‘proof’.


I tell about us two landing in jail. During a usual, yettiring, shopping outting with my mother, we had just stopped at the Salvation Army story on Cherry Ave and left with a few purchases. She impulsively asked
to go to the SPCA Rummage Sale, and I ended up taking 4 St. NW to stop by the McDonalds there for a cup of tea to go, when at the PLACe, now known as “C-Ville Game & Hobby” (status unchanged on the PLACe website), mom and I read the sign on the window that led me to an occurrence I was waiting for, the PLACe under New Ownership (with burning it down being the alternative).

 So, I continue ahead for the tea, and mom asked for a smoothie. On an impulse of the newfound piece of freedom, I drove back to the PLACe, upon closer inspection, I read the “New Owner” sign further, stating, “Under New Ownership of Mike & Madeline”; I had thought, perhaps it was another Mike. Mom insisted on coming in with me, so we did, and a few steps in, who did our eyes see in the new center counter, past employee Nathan, and Michael Snyder.

I hid behind my mother for a moment, and Mike pointed us out the door, but before leaving, I whipped out my 3DS, activated its camera and took his photo, then I shouted, “For the Internet”. Mom and I made our way to the van and entered it; Mike followed us out, and Stood right in front of the van, thinking he was Stonewall Jackson. We backed up the van some; Mike chased us. Mom took the wheel; Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls.

And more shit happened. Mom called 911 on my phone first (followed shortly after by Mike being handed a phone by someone else for him to make his call. Eventually, mother backed us out onto 4 St. NW, northward, and we escaped. But at the traffic light, we were caught up by a cop car. Parked at the nearby courthouse, two of the cop cars, and us in the van, exchanged the tales of the event and our driver licenses. Eventually, I was asked to step out of the van; I was about to be handcuffed, but I would not have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.

My NEW pair of $324 Rx lens glasses were broken by THEM in the fight. My mother fought the police in my defense, and she was handcuffed and I was emotionally distraught, I screamed and Screamed and SCREAMED, until an ambulance came for my mother to take her to UVA Hospital; she was okay, but her Blood Pressure was high. I was driven to, entered and thrown into a cell block. At first for a while, I was as melodramatic and sane as Daria, then I started going crazy, I shouted television talk and songs at random; took off my shirt due to the heat; pretended to be a genie with light brown hair for a while, and made an acquaintance with the stainless steel sink with a hex-shaped bowl.

I prayed a LOT to Jesus for my release and safe return home with my mother. And I banged the cell door with both my feet while lying on a folding mattress on the floor (to get those bastards to let me see and talk
to my mother Eventually, my mother arrived, tried to post bail, but there were errors. Rocky was called to help us, BLESS her and her husband soo much. Then my mother was jumpsuited and jailed; I was too shortly before. And I was moved to two other cells. Only after seeing my mother in her suit pass by my second cell, did I start to calm down. I was REALLY WORRIED about my mother and her health. She Needed Me, and I Needed Her. Eventually in cell 3, I dozed off and slept for a few hours. I did not eat their food; I had Never eaten Prison Food, and I was NOT going to start then. About 3 PM on the 29th, mom and I were released, and Rocky and her husband drove us back to our van.

Now mom and I each have our own courthouse dates. I’m sure mom will be only fined, but I have the worse of cases. Mom and I, we are certain I will be found not guilty; it was a case of a Deliberate Deception, with the “New Ownership” sign from Michael, and my falling for his trap. I later printed out the facts of Mike from the Cwcki that night, and I found the “CWC Michael Snyder Interview” video on YouTube, where the clown-faced troll called Mike; Michael Snyder CONFESSES to Wanting to lure me in and land me in jail with a “Pokemon Tournament on the 22nd”.

I have streamed from my PS3 to my Laptop to get an MP4 of the video, and to burn the video onto a DVD-R. With this great amount of evidence, we will find Michael Guilty of being a Troll/Cyber Bully among those who have been pestering, deceiving, tricking, blackmailing, etc, me for about 4 years now.

That’s the story I share with you, REDACTED, in Strictest Confidence; DO NOT TELL
ANYONE, PLEASE. Do not ask; Do not tell; Barbara and I are working diligently to deal with this. Currently, her court date is set on 12/15; mine is yet to be determined on 11/7, but it’ll probably be on the same day as my mother’s.

We have also been blessed with connections from Rocky at my church to have Robert B. Bell, Delegate, Republican, Methodist Esquire to represent Barbara and me in both of our cases. It may help to have you come in for support on my trial, and as a character witness. I will send you an update later on.

 Stay Safe, REDACTED,
 Christian W. Chandler

well

there it is

you all can stop asking now xoxo

CHRIS-CHAN

ARRESTED

WHAT KIND OF PARALLEL UNIVERSE AM I LIVING IN

suddenlynixon:

catbountry:

cloesy:

Merry chris-mas hehe (:

Sorry, Chris. Santa didn’t bring you a cute girl this year, either.

/dying

JESUS ROLLERBLADING CHRIST IN A 70’S DISCO

suddenlynixon:

catbountry:

cloesy:

Merry chris-mas hehe (:

Sorry, Chris. Santa didn’t bring you a cute girl this year, either.

/dying

JESUS ROLLERBLADING CHRIST IN A 70’S DISCO

methylbenzene:

curse ye ha me haaaaa

methylbenzene:

curse ye ha me haaaaa

bicuriousvillage:

new vanity plate idea

Even SONICHU knows Chris-Chan is a failure at romance
And yet he still worships him
Why

bicuriousvillage:

new vanity plate idea

Even SONICHU knows Chris-Chan is a failure at romance

And yet he still worships him

Why

Jan 11 @ 4:08pm + 102 notes + Reblog via + original
Feb 24 @ 5:30pm + 90 notes + Reblog via + original
taco-otoko:

I don’t really think you’re a true fan when you say/do something like that.
Being a true fan means that you would stick with Pizza fiveever (more than forever), no matter what someone said or did to change your opinion on it, the fandom is like the cheese that goes with the tomato, you can’t change that fact and you need to come to terms with that.

taco-otoko:

I don’t really think you’re a true fan when you say/do something like that.

Being a true fan means that you would stick with Pizza fiveever (more than forever), no matter what someone said or did to change your opinion on it, the fandom is like the cheese that goes with the tomato, you can’t change that fact and you need to come to terms with that.

+ Chris Chan evolution

cancercancercancercancer:

Feb 24 @ 5:50pm + 35 notes + Reblog via + original
tagged as: *Chris Chan*Gif

bronwinning:

why do i keep watching this

also why did i watch all the episodes of sonichu: the animated series (including the 15 minute long season 2 one)


Chris court sketch

Chris court sketch

Feb 24 @ 6:14pm + 11 notes + Reblog via + original
tagged as: *Chris Chan
bronwinning:

i was bored in class yesterday and did this.
lmao whyyyyyyy

bronwinning:

i was bored in class yesterday and did this.

lmao whyyyyyyy

Feb 24 @ 6:14pm + 15 notes + Reblog via + original
tagged as: *Chris Chan
+ What if Chris-Chan got into homestuck

montypla:

catbountry:

fuckwhychrischan:

nothing would change cuz the fanbase is already shit

>implying Chris would have the patience to read all those WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

We all know how Christ works. He’s just look at a few pictures, read a little, then decide he’s an expert on it, tell every other Homestuck fan (Even the few more or less normal ones) how much better his than them and how much more he knows, then proceed to rip it off in a comic or video.

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